Hello, horny readers!  Has everyone had the chance to take a look at the new tab at the top of this page?  I figured that since I get so many requests for advice regarding what toys a playmate should bring to a session that will involve anal play or anal sex that it was about time I put up a permanent reference. Whether you’re experienced, or a newbie, you should be able to find something fun!

For the most part, the selections are organized according to how challenging they might be to take, starting with items that are best for the beginner, and ranging up to one that should satisfy the hungriest fuck holes.  As I mention on the page itself, there are surely some larger insert-ables out there, but I meant to reflect My opinions only on what is best for which type of butt slut, whether you want to chase the elusive prostate orgasm, or you’re preparing to be pounded with the full weight of dominant thrust behind you.

“What if my fantasy is to pretend you and I are having anal sex, not to just fuck myself?”

I wanted to write this blog post to accompany the new page because lately, while fantasizing about all the different ways in which a boy might use these toys, I thought that some newbies might not know what the possibilities were beyond lying on their back and spreading their knees.  Don’t get Me wrong–that’s an excellent and comfortable position, and a great view if you want to show off on cam for Me.

But what can a boy do if he wants to fuck himself for Me hands-free, or if his wife or girlfriend has agreed to fuck him, once he’s prepared to take it that way?  What if a boy or a sissy is training for the real thing? S/he’s got to be able to practice for more than just lying on his or hir back.  A fuck slut needs to be prepared to take the strap on or stud cock how ever the fuck-er wants to give it.

And what if My playmate simply wants to feel like they’re having anal sex, not like they’re fucking themselves?  Most of the actual dildos (and one or two of the plugs) I’ve listed are usable with a strap on harness, and/or don’t have a suction cup.  And to be honest with you, I’ve found that even if a toy does have a suction cup, the functionality of some of them aren’t good enough to withstand a rough ride.

You know what I decided would be hot, as well as useful?

Why not get a harness, even if there isn’t yet anyone to actually wear it?

A harness doesn’t have to be around a human frame to hold a dildo, no matter how fondly some aspiring fucksluts wish it could be in the moment.  All that’s really needed is a base that’s sturdy, at the right level for you to get your hole on it, and that allows you to maneuver in all the right ways.

One image from My fantasizing was this harness around a couple of pillows, propped up against the wall or headboard. Aspiring fuckboys and sissy fuckdolls could even lay the harnessed pillow flat, and straddle it.  Sure, it might take some experimenting as to number and/or firmness of pillows, but a little trial and error is worth it if you come up with something that works in the end (hee hee) for a more authentic anal sex experience.

What about a harness tightened around the back or the seat of a chair, with the dildo pointing inward toward the seat, or up from it? I’m sure I don’t have to spell out for My intelligent readers what could be done with that (well, I’d be happy to, but you’ll have to book a session lol).

What, god help Me, about a pillow and mirror combo?  The pillow could be strapped, with the harness, to the back of the mirror, and then leaned against a wall or straddled, so that both you and I could have a good view of your ride.  Now that’s hot to think about.

Or, you could get this suction cup, or something like it!

I was so excited when I found this.  Now this is a suction cup.  From the description, it seems as if it would hold on through an air assault, much less stay attached to the wall, the fridge, a hard-seated chair, the headboard, the shower tiles, when you need it to!  It can take your harness-less dildo and turn it into a much more versatile anal sex experience!

Just click on the photo to read more about the specs!  If you’re not sure it will work with the toy you’re considering, contact Stockroom’s customer service to check.  Scroll to the bottom of any page on their website, and you will find several different ways you can get in touch.

EDITED 5/11/2019 I’ve added a couple of fuck machines to the ass toys page as well, since some of My playmates have expressed an interest in them! If they’re in your budget, that’s a surefire way to get the feeling of being fucked without involving another person! And I guess it goes without saying that I’d LOVE to watch that on cam!

I hope everyone enjoys the new page, and that this post was helpful.  Stay tuned for more pages, specifically focusing on toys for cocksucker training, tools for extra stimulation to other erogenous zones, spanking, and toys to liven up your masturbation that are Miss Rachel Approved!