Ass Toys

Which lube you should use is based on what your toy is made of, but water-based lube works with everything!

This silicone kit is a great was to start stretching and pleasuring your ass before moving on to bigger things! You can use the bulb to clean out, and also to make sure you're well-lubed. The plug will help you open up (plus it has a suction cup base), and the beaded probe will help you discover your slut spot!

**OUT OF STOCK** as of 1/3/19 This is Pandora's version of a prostate toy, but it's silicone, and it VIBRATES! Also, some boys are irritated by the arm of the Aneros that rubs the perineum. This is better for them. Reasonably priced and surprisingly powerful!

Rude boy gets consistently good reviews. Hefty, powerful, and slutty! Get it in that fuckhole!

Wow! I really want someone to try this for Me! Not only do you get the stimulation of your o-ring, but the pleasurable vibration inside! Splash and showerproof, and silicone! Judging from the hand-held photo, it's a nice hefty size, too!

**OUT OF STOCK** as of 1/3/19 Same as the beginner, but bigger, and some say shaped to basically force the orgasm out of you! If you haven't been successful with butt plugs or dildos, even those that vibrate, in the search for the super O, some say this is the one to end your disappointment! There are two colors to choose from: white and red. Always a plus!

I like this/these bead-style plug(s) because they’re silicone, and because they offer a choice of two sizes, one for sluts and SUPER sluts. lol Can be used with a harness, or in a variety of ways.

Yes, I know these are expensive, but I can't take My mind off of them after reading all about them! Rather, I can't take My mind off of you popping these in one by one, and then rocking back and forth as you use the remote to work through all the ways it can stimulate your insides! Save up the money from your paper route and buy yourself (and by proxy, ME) a treat!

This is easy to clean, great for sensation play, and when you use it on webcam for Me I like to see your asshole gaped open. 🙂

If you'd like to engage in strap-on training with your Mistress, but the sight of a realistic dildo turns you off, try this one! No one could mistake it for the real thing, but it's shaped to open you up just as Mistress intended! It's silicone and has a suction cup, which is always key!

Now THIS looks like fun! Fuck yourself for Me with a little bit of extra stimulation thrown in via vibration! Realistic, silicone, and fairly hefty for the hungry holes out there! **An important note** The photos on the site don't accurately portray the different colors, apparently. I was doing a bit of searching elsewhere for further reviews on this toy, and found one by a woman who purchased the Mocha (apparently the photo accompanying this recommendation is the Cocoa). It's a DEEP chocolate brown, and bigger than you might think! No, there are no balls, but for you BBC sluts, this might be the best you're going to do!

This modestly-sized 100% medical grade silicone suction cup dildo is a good choice for beginners who have done some stretching of their boipussy with fingers and plugs (and the support of Mistress, no doubt), and are now ready to fuck! Isn't it lovely? Look at those balls!

Are you a gay sissy? Fuck yourself with pride! Realistically textured and proportioned, made of good ol' silicone, and has a nice suction cup for riding yourself into oblivion! You don't have to be a sissy to want to have one, just have a hungry hole and an eye for color! This one comes in 6" too, if your proud fuckhole is just a little more shy!

So tell Me, are you a dirty whore with a bottomless pit asspussy and need realism? This is a great one! There may be bigger ones out there, but for some reason I like this the best. Use a condom with it when you fuck, if you also want to use it to suck.

Okay, I doubt anyone is seriously going to purchase this fuck machine, but if you do, you have a standing date with Me and your webcam! Promise?