Ass Toys

I'm usually not specific about the kind of water-based lube you should get, but that changes today! This lube doesn't need to be "refreshed" or reapplied nearly as much as other water-based lubes, if at all. It has a lot of other benefits that place it head and shoulders above other varieties, and has great reviews!

I thought there must be a catch, with such a beautifully and usefully-shaped silicone ass toy being so cheap, but the reviews on this one are GREAT! Moderately-sized for the ass novice.

Now this certainly looks intriguing! You like to play with your P-spot, but you also like the in-and-out of fucking? This is perfect! I love how it gets fatter at the base, to really make you feel stretched and stuffed, too! Easy-to-sterilize silicone, and has a suction cup base in case you want to "back that thang up" in the shower or elsewhere! Comes in Plum https://bit.ly/3Teajma too!

*AS OF 9/1 ONLY AVAILABLE IN SIZES SMALL AND XL** You'll see this toy on both the ass toys page and the masturbation toys page, because it enhances both experiences! The ring will keep that cock nice and hard and extra sensitive while you stroke for Me, and the ass plug will put pleasant pressure on the slut spot. Influenced by the subtle movements and contractions of your stroking, no doubt! It comes in three sizes, and you'll want to measure the circumference of your cock at its hardest to determine what size ring is best for you (read the details for specs), because of course the cock ring portion isn't adjustable. Pre-lube your cock before putting it on, as a slight safeguard!

**SIZE LARGE, PURPLE IS OUT OF STOCK as of 9/1** But they have TEAL now! In BOTH sizes! I like this/these bead-style plug(s) because they’re silicone, and because they offer a choice of two sizes, one for sluts and SUPER sluts. lol Can be used with a harness, or in a variety of ways.

**OUT OF STOCK as of 9/1** Now, this is remote control, but not app controlled like the Lovense toys, so I can't control this for you like I can with those. But I love the fact that it's both inflatable AND vibrates! And I'm not so selfish I begrudge you the right to stretch and stimulate your asshole without Me! *wink*

Can't afford a Lovense Gravity or a Fuck Machine? Well, I can't control this one, but if you get it, you can still experience another dimension of fucking yourself for Me! And it's about half the price!

**OUT OF STOCK in Rockabilly Blue as of 9/1/24** but NOW THEY HAVE COPPER AND CHROME! Both of which are in stock! Ooh wee! Girthy! It's like fucking yourself with a butt plug! And of course, great, easy to clean silicone. But keep in mind, this thing sports a 5.25" thickness, so probably not for the beginner!

**OUT OF STOCK as of 9/1** Strangely enough, although this item has the same name as the one in red below, it's not the same. Well, I mean, same manufacturer, same quality, same material, but it's half as wide at the widest point, two inches less insert-able length, and A QUARTER of the price! But don't be fooled--this is still going to stretch and strain all but the sluttiest of ass pussies and is still not for beginners. That said, the tapered shape allows you to open up gradually.

I love the Colours line. High quality silicone toys at a reasonable price. You can't beat that! And this one offers something I don't come by often: A toy that lets you ride with a strong suction cup dildo, but also offers a little extra stimulation via vibration! Let's chase down that prostate orgasm! And sissies, it also comes in pink!

So hot! Perfect for a sissy! When you want to bounce with your clitty bobbing, or focus on your slut spot, this one can do both!

Get a load of this BBC! It's not cheap, but quality never is. Especially if you want as realistic an experience as you can get next to the real thing! Get aload of the specs! This is not for newbies! Bigger and thicker than what all but the most bottomless pit asspussies are used to! But I suppose you couldn't call it a BBC without the word BIG! The only drawback to this one is that it doesn't have a suction cup, and no means to attach one. But if your hankering is strong enough, I bet you'll find a way! Or maybe it will inspire you to invest in a fuck machine!

Same as the other two, but Caramel tends to go out of stock the fastest! So if this made your eyes pop, better get it now!

**OUT OF STOCK as of 9/1/24** The BWC version!

All the great features of the 8" dong, but for when you're just as proud of being a butt slut, but maybe that butt can't take QUITE as much!

Are you a gay sissy? Fuck yourself with pride! Realistically textured and proportioned, made of good ol' silicone, and has a nice suction cup for riding yourself into oblivion! You don't have to be a sissy to want to have one, just have a hungry hole and an eye for color! This one comes in 6" too, if your proud fuckhole is just a little more shy!

**OUT OF STOCK as of 9/1/24** Listen, if you're going to give yourself a good rogering, it helps to have a handle! Durable, easy-cleaning silicone, and 7" of insertable length! I love this toy.

Now, years ago I would never have thought anyone but professionals used toys this big, but a few of you have disabused Me of that notion! For those of you who want a high-quality, sturdy butt plug for the stretched and full feeling you can only get in a couple of ways, this is the toy for you!

**OUT OF STOCK as of 9/1/24** This. Is. HUGE! I'm wet already thinking about you trying (and mostly failing) to take more than the head of this thing! But for those of you who love the humiliation of being coerced to try, and those of you with bottomless pit slut caves (I know a few of each), this is a pretty new toy!

Streeeeeeeetch! How sexy! Now, make sure you've got something to hold on to while you test and develop your ability to open for Mistress, but if you've fantasized or even wondered just how much you could take, this is a good investment!

Got a dildo you love to ride for Mistress, but it doesn't have a suction cup? Snag this, and free yourself from being confined to laying on your back to fuck your ass pussy!