Ass Toys

Which lube you should use is based on what your toy is made of, but water-based lube works with everything!

This silicone kit is a great way to start stretching and pleasuring your ass before moving on to bigger things! You can use the bulb to clean out, and also to make sure you're well-lubed. The plug will help you open up (plus it has a suction cup base), and the beaded probe will help you discover your slut spot!

You'll see this toy on both the ass toys page and the masturbation toys page, because it enhances both experiences! The ring will keep that cock nice and hard and extra sensitive while you stroke for Me, and the ass plug will put pleasant pressure on the slut spot. Influenced by the subtle movements and contractions of your stroking, no doubt! It comes in three sizes, and you'll want to measure the circumference of your cock at its hardest to determine what size ring is best for you (read the details for specs), because of course the cock ring portion isn't adjustable. Pre-lube your cock before putting it on, as a slight safeguard!

I thought there must be a catch, with such a beautifully and usefully-shaped silicone ass toy being so cheap, but the reviews on this one are GREAT! Moderately-sized for the ass novice. If you're seeing this before 5/09, it's even cheaper with the Stockroom sale! Snatch one up whether now or later, and then let's play with it together!

This is Pandora's version of a prostate toy, but it's silicone, and it VIBRATES! Also, some boys are irritated by the arm of the Aneros that rubs the perineum. This is better for them. Reasonably priced and surprisingly powerful! Goes out of stock frequently, which is a testimony to just how good it is. Never fear--it always comes back eventually!

I like this/these bead-style plug(s) because they’re silicone, and because they offer a choice of two sizes, one for sluts and SUPER sluts. lol Can be used with a harness, or in a variety of ways.

Yes, I know these are expensive, but I can't take My mind off of them after reading all about them! Rather, I can't take My mind off of you popping these in one by one, and then rocking back and forth as you use the remote to work through all the ways it can stimulate your insides! Save up the money from your paper route and buy yourself (and by proxy, ME) a treat!

This is easy to clean, great for sensation play, and when you use it on webcam for Me, the transparent nature of the glass allows Me to truly see what a slut cave you've got!

If you'd like to engage in strap-on training with your Mistress, but the sight of a realistic dildo turns you off, try this one! No one could mistake it for the real thing, but it's shaped to open you up just as Mistress intended! It's silicone and has a suction cup, which is always key!

Now THIS looks like fun! Fuck yourself for Me with a little bit of extra stimulation thrown in via vibration! Realistic, silicone, and fairly hefty for the hungry holes out there! **An important note** The photos on the site don't accurately portray the different colors, apparently. I was doing a bit of searching elsewhere for further reviews on this toy, and found one by a woman who purchased the Mocha (apparently the photo accompanying this recommendation is the Cocoa). It's a DEEP chocolate brown, and bigger than you might think! No, there are no balls, but for you BBC sluts, this might be the best you're going to do!

This modestly-sized 100% medical grade silicone suction cup dildo is a good choice for beginners who have done some stretching of their boipussy with fingers and plugs (and the support of Mistress, no doubt), and are now ready to fuck! Isn't it lovely? Look at those balls!

Are you a gay sissy? Fuck yourself with pride! Realistically textured and proportioned, made of good ol' silicone, and has a nice suction cup for riding yourself into oblivion! You don't have to be a sissy to want to have one, just have a hungry hole and an eye for color! This one comes in 6" too, if your proud fuckhole is just a little more shy!

So tell Me, are you a dirty whore with a bottomless pit asspussy and need realism? This is a great one! There may be bigger ones out there, but for some reason I like this the best. Use a condom with it when you fuck, if you also want to use it to suck.

Okay, so it turns out some of you ARE interested in fuck machines! Here's one that's comparatively reasonably-priced. It's good for beginner to intermediate ass sluts, but don't let that fool you--it's got the power to give you the fuck of your life! There's a pro model for the biggest of toys and the sluttiest of sluts, but this one should suit most of My fucksluts well! And look sissy! It comes in pink, so you can feel extra femme while you close your eyes and imagine your sissy pussy being penetrated by Mistress or fantasy beau! These are compatible and ready to use with Vac-U-Lock dildos, but they also sell an adapter that allows you to use it perfectly with any dildo, as long as it has a suction cup or flared base. See the listings on this page for the same fuck machine in black, the adapter, and a few Vac-U-Lock dongs to choose from!

Same great machine, but in black for you manly ass slaves! Be sure to read the more extensive description under the pink model, as well as the specs on the page!

As described above. Or, you can purchase a Vac-U-Lock dong, like one of those below!

I've loved the look of a lot of these Vac-U-Lock dildos, but since they're really made for use with a machine or a harness, I hesitated to recommend them. But now that some of you have told Me you DO indeed think about investing in a fuck machine, I can show you some examples of what you could use one for. This one's not too intimidating, right? For those of you with tight little fuckholes who want to be fucked but are a bit afraid?

So you want to be filled deep, fucked hard, but your O ring can't take that much stretching during a full-speed fuck? Well here's an option! Realistic looking, but a little easier on the asshole.

Want to feel a pair of nuts slapping up against the outside of your hole for an even more realistic experience with your fuck machine? Try this one!

Question for you. Are you a bottomless pit fuckslut who wants to try a fuck machine? Well then this is the dong you're going to want to get. 9.25 insert-able inches!