Ass Toys

Which lube you should use is based on what your toy is made of, but water-based lube works with everything!

This silicone kit is a great was to start stretching and pleasuring your ass before moving on to bigger things! You can use the bulb to clean out, and also to make sure you're well-lubed. The plug will help you open up (plus it has a suction cup base), and the beaded probe will help you discover your slut spot!

OMG It's back! This is Pandora's version of a prostate toy, but it's silicone, and it VIBRATES! Also, some boys are irritated by the arm of the Aneros that rubs the perineum. This is better for them. Reasonably priced and surprisingly powerful!

Rude boy gets consistently good reviews. Hefty, powerful, and slutty! Get it in that fuckhole!

Wow! I really want someone to try this for Me! Not only do you get the stimulation of your o-ring, but the pleasurable vibration inside! Splash and showerproof, and silicone! Judging from the hand-held photo, it's a nice hefty size, too!

Same as the beginner, but bigger, and some say shaped to basically force the orgasm out of you! If you haven't been successful with butt plugs or dildos, even those that vibrate, in the search for the super O, some say this is the one to end your disappointment! There are two colors to choose from: white and red. Always a plus!

**Out of Stock as of 11/16** Holy SHIT! You can just LOOK at that and see what it will do to your ass and slut spot! Medical grade silicone, the key curve, ribbing for extra intense stimulation, and a flared base so you won't lose the toy when you lose yourself in pleasure! And OMG sissies! It comes in PINK!

I like this/these bead-style plug(s) because they’re silicone, and because they offer a choice of two sizes, one for sluts and SUPER sluts. lol Can be used with a harness, or in a variety of ways.

This is easy to clean, great for sensation play, and when you use it on webcam for Me I like to see your asshole gaped open. 🙂

If you'd like to engage in strap-on training with your Mistress, but the sight of a realistic dildo turns you off, try this one! No one could mistake it for the real thing, but it's shaped to open you up just as Mistress intended! It's silicone, has a suction cup, and if you're seeing this between 9/19 and 9/25, it's on sale for 30% off!

Now THIS looks like fun! Fuck yourself for Me with a little bit of extra stimulation thrown in via vibration! Realistic, silicone, and fairly hefty for the hungry holes out there! **An important note** The photos on the site don't accurately portray the different colors, apparently. I was doing a bit of searching elsewhere for further reviews on this toy, and found one by a woman who purchased the Mocha (apparently the photo accompanying this recommendation is the Cocoa). It's a DEEP chocolate brown, and bigger than you might think! No, there are no balls, but for you BBC sluts, this might be the best you're going to do!

This modestly-sized 100% medical grade silicone suction cup dildo is a good choice for beginners who have done some stretching of their boipussy with fingers and plugs (and the support of Mistress, no doubt), and are now ready to fuck! Isn't it lovely? Look at those balls!

Are you a gay sissy? Fuck yourself with pride! Realistically textured and proportioned, made of good ol' silicone, and has a nice suction cup for riding yourself into oblivion! You don't have to be a sissy to want to have one, just have a hungry hole and an eye for color! This one comes in 6" too, if your proud fuckhole is just a little more shy! **OUT OF STOCK as of 9/19/18** Bookmark the page and come back later! Or try the 6"!

**OUT OF STOCK as of 11/16/18** Now, if you're the type of fuckslut who needs such a deep fucking that you need a big, girthy dong with a handle on it for extra leverage, not only do you need to purchase this dong, but you need to use it in a session with Me! Gorgeous, isn't it? And medical-grade silicone! Bookmark the page and come back later!

*Currently OOS as of 11/16/18--I'll keep an eye on the page and keep you updated!* Now this is just *fun*! What a show you could put on for Me on webcam with one of these! Not sure how much weight it will bear–better contact customer service to find out if you’re a larger person, but if it’s anything like my yoga ball it’ll support up to 200 pounds. And sissies: It comes in PINK!

So tell Me, are you a dirty whore with a bottomless pit asspussy and need realism? This is a great one! There may be bigger ones out there, but for some reason I like this the best. Use a condom with it when you fuck, if you also want to use it to suck.

Okay, I doubt anyone is seriously going to purchase this fuck machine, but if you do, you have a standing date with Me and your webcam! Promise?