Are you a total porn gooner? Why not indulge your compulsive masturbation, and amuse your Mistress at the same time? Let’s take mindless wanking to your favorite porn to the next level! Expose your slutty porn obsessions to Me! Let’s have a porn gooner watch party!

“What’s a watch party?” you may ask.

“How do I know if I’m the kind of gooner who would enjoy a watch party with Mistress?”

“Where do W/e do it?”

“How do W/e do it?”

This and other questions will be answered in this post, so read on!

What’s a porn gooner?

A gooner is an addicted stroker. Often there’s a particular fixation that fuels their gooning, like big asses or footjobs. Some gooners goon to a particular person, as if they have a fetish for them. Often it’s a celebrity. Sort of pumping as tribute.

Gooners don’t cum whenever the mood strikes. Some gooners edge as long and as many times as they can without cumming before finally ejaculating a ball-dessicating puddle. Those who practice indefinite orgasm delay do so partly because of the euphoria of surfing the edge, and partly because they know if they cum, they’ll have to take their hand off of their cock for a while!

I’m sure there are even some who are such mindless jerk jockies that they continue to stroke their cocks even when they’ve gone soft! The most devoted gooners’ goal is to put off orgasm indefinitely. The euphoria of stroking is the goal, in and of itself.

Now that W/e’ve got all that straightened out, take the above-described pump drone, add porn as their

focus, and you’ve got a porn gooner! The porn gooner is as addicted to porn** as they are to stroking. In fact, the two are inextricably intertwined.

Want to watch porn with Mistress?

You can, you know.

You know you’d enjoy a porn gooner watch party with Me if you not only enjoy gooning to your favorite porn, but want others, namely Me, to know how much! Need to confess to a dominant woman how little control you have over your compulsion? More even than that, you’d love Her to witness it first hand?

Then a porn gooner watch party with Mistress Rachel is for you!

Go ahead and plead with Me to understand why this or that titty-fucking scene makes it impossible for you to keep your hands to yourself. Beg Me to tell you it’s okay, knowing full well you couldn’t stop even if I told you it makes you pathetic. I’ll tell you I do understand, while stifling (or not) a giggle! Or, if you’ve got a humiliation addiction that rivals the one you have to gooning, I’ll make sure to capitalize on that.

Want to give Me the subject matter ahead of time, so I can search out the most salacious clips for your pump drone pleasure?

If you’re looking to be exposed and teased at how certain adult video imagery makes you drool like Homer Simpson with a doughnut while you endlessly fuck your fist, I’m your Huckleberry!

How to arrange for a porn gooner watch party with Mistress Rachel

I host porn gooner watch parties on both Skype and Discord. If W/e’re not already mutual contacts on either one or both of those platforms, add Me now on the platform of your choice!

My Skype ID is enchantrixrachel.

My Discord ID is GoddessRachel#6722.

Skype is pretty straightforward. I’ve got it loaded and ready at all times, so once I’ve accepted your contact request, follow these steps:

1. Use your one available hand to finger-peck that you’d like to watch porn with Me.
2. Tell Me when you’d like to have O/ur watch party: immediately, if you’ve already got porn links for U/s to enjoy. Make an appointment if you need to plan for uninterrupted time to goon, or if you’d like Me to find the clips with which to melt your brain.
3. Purchase your session via the SexyTexting site (you can also call dispatch to pay for your minutes, but make sure they know whether it’s for now or later, and that they need not put you through to Me on the phone***
4. At the time of the session, W/e’ll use the video call feature to connect, and then either I’ll share My screen with you, or you can share yours with ME. If you’ve already got clips you’d like U/s to watch together, and you want ME to do the screen sharing, send the links to Me in the chat.

Discord works pretty similarly, but you’ll need to E-mail Me to arrange for the watch party, because I only open Discord when needed for a session, and may not see your message request there right away. My E-mail address is Rachel@enchantrixempire.com!

Some common sense reminders and helpful hints

I’m willing to have a brief pre-session tech-check where W/e make sure W/e’re compatibly set up for O/ur watch party if you’re not sure how it will work. In fact, I recommend it!

I’m sorry to require you to divert some of the few braincells you haven’t burned up through gooning for serious considerations, but do so I must:

I have a reputation as one of the more sadistic Mistresses at LDW. I may be open to kinkier things than the average bear. But that doesn’t mean I don’t have and enforce certain kink ethics. Safe, Sane, and Consensual is one of My eternal watch phrases in kink play. Everyone W/e’re watching, therefore, needs to be a human who has reached 18 years of age or older, taking part in consensual activity, no matter how debauched.

Also, the focus will be on how YOU are helpless against the material. That’s what turns ME on. I don’t necessarily need to be aroused by the material itself to enjoy exploiting your porn and masturbation habit.

My interests are wide and varied. I’ve obviously got an open mind. Nevertheless, I may not be turned on by the same porn that turns you on, so don’t count on My personal arousal.

Don’t count against it, either. *wink*

Okay, stroke slut. You did very well reading all that, and now I’ll release you back to total absorption in the sensations in your cock and balls, and the imagery that has them so hard and tight and purple and blue as your pump up and down. Feel free to bookmark this post, and return to it if massive bolt-on titties or sloppy blowjobs have made the details a little fuzzy.

I’ll be ready when you are!

xoxo

Goddess Rachel, Porn Gooner Provocateur

1-800-356-6169

Notes

**It’s not lost on Me that true porn addiction, like any addiction, can be harmful to the individual, their responsibilities, their relationships, et cetera. When you engage Me for play, you are signifying that you indulge your kinks in a healthy, sustainable manner, no matter how you present yourself in fantasy space.

***The best setup is a desktop or laptop computer with good speakers and microphone, or a headset with microphone, or some sort of Bluetooth connection. You can, however, call Me on the phone and start a video chat on Skype or Discord on your computer separately. We can also SexyText rather than talk, or I can do the talking if you want to hear Me tease you but you need to remain silent.