Happy New Year! Got all your New Years’ resolutions in order? Any of them involve getting kinky, or kinky-ER, in 2026?

If you haven’t made your resolutions, haven’t made any kinky ones, or your list of kinky resolutions is a bit thin, well, the year is young, and it’s not too late to change that!

Hence, this short series!

Overall, these posts will be tongue-in-cheek, a way to keep our kink-creative wheels turning. But rest assured, if you decide to take Me up on any of the things I’m about to suggest, I’ll take keeping you honest seriously! This time next year, I want us reminiscing about how far (or seldom, for example 😜) you’ve come!

Incidentally, I decided on this topic while making My own resolutions. I’ve made a few of the non-kink related variety*, but I’ve also made a few kinky ones. Self- ass play experimentation, for example.

You’ll have to wait for a future post to learn more about that, even though I’m quite sure that last sentence caused a number of you to perk up with immediate interest. 😄

But this series is about you and your kink.

We’ll start with our strokers. Everyone from the most sensual stroker to the most serious gooner!

But first, I want to note what a resolution is for our purposes, as much for Myself as for you, before we begin in earnest.

What do I mean by “resolution”, and for whom?

I don’t know about you, but I think there’s a difference between a resolution, and, say, broadening your horizons.

I’ve caught Myself, a couple of times, preparing to suggest that those making kinky resolutions “try something new“. I’ve written posts like that before, challenging My readers to try a kink completely different than what they usually enjoy in session if they’ve had the least bit of interest in or curiosity about it.

In fact, that’s what I challenged strokers to do for Masturbation May this past year.

But I intend something else this time.

A resolution, for the purposes of this series, indicates an improvement on your favorite kink. “Resolution” says “make it better“, rather than “make it different”. Don’t get Me wrong, it could be both in other contexts, but in this one, we’re talking tweaking and fine-tuning, not remodeling.

Got it? Good. Let’s get started, shall we?

Guided Masturbation Resolutions

Enjoy a slow-paced, sensuality-focused, Mistress-directed (rather than controlled) stroking session with an assured orgasm at the end?

If you think I’ve got the description of what constitutes a guided masturbation session down pat, I challenge you to upend at least one of those aspects this year. But don’t assume that has to mean making things harder, harsher, or faster. I mean, it can. But “kinkier” absolutely doesn’t always mean more hardcore.

Whether you’re enjoying a self-service guided masturbation session, or one with your favorite Mistress, I think you can agree that it’s a different experience from the perfunctory “rubbing one out”.

So maybe your resolution is as simple as making more of your self-pleasure sessions the dedicated variety!

Want to bump it up another notch? Maybe you resolve not to masturbate at all unless you can make it this special kind of Mistress-accompanied self-love.

Want to get more intense? How about going deeper?

Now what do I mean by that?

Let Me explain.

You enjoy your masturbation so much. Why not adopt the air of reverence the pleasure it brings to your life deserves? Why not resolve to explore the spiritual side of your masturbation through some tantric sessions? It’s still guided masturbation, but more.

On the other hand, if you feel ready for some of that hard-core I exempted earlier, keep reading. I’m going to explore some resolutions for those strokers who’re starting out from a more hardcore place, and you’re certainly welcome to try some of those kinks out!

A question for fans of Tease and Delay

What does “delay” mean, exactly?

In My experience, it simply means “delay until the end of the call”. Pretty simple, right?

And I get that although you love (or at least will submit to) providing your Mistress with as many edges as She can drive you to between start and finish, you depend on cumming at the end.

I won’t ask you to give up your hard-earned orgasm, but how about experimenting with when “finish” is?

My playmates know that I respect hard boundaries, and if you tell Me that you must be allowed to cum at the end of our time together, you will be guaranteed My permission when the time comes.

But there’s no rule that says the time between beginning and end needs to be linear, is there? Or involve only Me, for that matter. 😜

I’ve got a couple of ideas about how you can get the most out of that finish line:

• Pass The Penis: You start with your favorite Mistress, and end with Her. But between those times, there are ten minute (or more, if you’re delightfully ambitious) visits with as many Mistresses as your stamina and resolve will allow!
• If you’re deeply committed to one Mistress, and therefore running the Pass the Penis gauntlet doesn’t appeal to you, why not make a day of it with your Mistress? If you usually spend an hour in a tease and delay session, split it up into 20 minute increments, committing to holding off until the end of the third?

Or more. 😜

Resolution: Delay the delayed orgasm as long as possible, every time!

Now if an assured orgasm at the end isn’t as much of a hard boundary . . .

Tease and Denial

Yes, I’m full of questions in this series, and yes, I have one for you:

Are you serious about denial?

Some of you certainly crave being driven to the point of tearful begging, but would be very disappointed in hindsight if your Mistress capitulated.

But others, in My experience, really do seem to have a bad habit of changing their mind at the moment of truth more often than not.

They swear up and down that they want to be denied, but lose their resolve in the end. They have frequent “accidents”, and rely on the benevolence of their Mistress to get away with it. Some even hang up, counting on Mistress to have forgotten by their next call that they ditched the verdict altogether!

Since we’re not in the same physical space, it’s a quandary for a Mistress to figure out just what to do about that!

Oh, I can hear some of you now: you are so devoted to your Mistress that to disappoint or disobey her would ruin the whole experience for you. You would never do any of that. And maybe that’s not just sentimental hyperbole. Maybe it’s true. But if it’s true of you, trust Me: you’re the exception, not the rule.

Besides, My spidey senses tell Me there are a number of you blushing with shame as you read, right this minute, because you recognize yourself in the above characterization.

But don’t despair (or maybe do, if you dread the consequences of the “jig being up”)!

That can change!

Resolution: I say, wishy-washy denial subs go all in in 2026!

But how?

I’m sure if you share your resolution with your Mistress, She’ll have Her own patented methods of cock control and ideas for reforming you. But it’s only right that I should have at least one idea for how to accomplish what I suggest, don’t you think?

And I do:

Let your Mistress manipulate your denied cock and blue balls with an app-controlled toy!

You make sure it’s charged (you have no excuse for failing at that), put it on, and keep your hands at your sides while your Mistress does all the teasing AND the denying!

Two ideal Lovense toys for this purpose (in My opinion)?

The Diamo and the Solace!

Maybe both. 😈

Get the picture?

Come to think of it, those might be the key to recalcitrant ruined orgasm subs as well!

Sure, you still have some psychological work to do in terms of submission and obedience. After all, nothing’s stopping you from finding some way or excuse for self-sabotage, no matter what your Mistress comes up with to reform you. But that’s something no toy can do for you, and that your Mistress can help with, but not effect without your earnest desire to commit.

My reminder to you in that regard is that some part of you must long for true tease and denial if you continue to call and request it.

In reality, therefore, you’re only cheating yourself if you don’t seriously lock horns with your tendency to chicken out.

Capice?

Resolutions for gooning, cumeating, and more in part 2!

I always say to Myself “well, you’ve got to stop somewhere”, and right here is as good as anyplace. It’s already the second week of 2026, and although truth be told you can make resolutions at any time of year, there’s something about proposing them past the first week or two that seems to lose some of its potency. Call Me superstitious, I guess!

But you will want to stay tuned; if you haven’t seen your kink mentioned yet, it may well be soon!

Obviously I can’t touch on every single kink we facilitate here in the Empire; there would be ten installments! And though I’m having a great time so far, I think I would get bored well before then, much less you, dear horny reader! But I do intend to get to those mentioned above, and several others!

I hope you’ll join Me to read, and offer each other moral support in the comments for getting kinky (or kinky-ER) this year!

Until next time,

Goddess Rachel, your “Getting Kinky” Coach!

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*One of My non-kink resolutions is to start writing regular blog posts again. I’ve been anything from inconsistent to absent a lot in 2025, and I finally feel ready to commit to My old habit of a post every ten days to two weeks. I hope you’ll be here as I do!