Hello, Horny Readers! I learned about some new items this year in the realm of lube for masturbation, and I want you to try them out!

Yes, unless you’re cock-locked, you’re being called upon for guinea pig duty once again!

Oh, I know, some of you don’t use lube when you stroke. If that’s a preference, fair enough.

If it’s just incidental, I say, let’s make your masturbation more intentional this Spring!

Consider this a stroking assignment. Set aside the time and the place, and make the time to think about grabbing a bit of something slippery when you do! Give that dry dick a drink! *giggle*

Some of you will be familiar with these suggestions already. After all, I learned about one of them from among you!

(You know who you are. Your creamy-coated cock and trembling legs in orgasm reside firmly in My spank bank to this day.)

But one lubed cock stroker‘s old standby is always another’s novelty. So in light of that, I need to keep you informed of your options! *giggle*

Now, onward.

I think I’ve been seeing this first one in use as lube for masturbation around social media and in porn clips for years. I always meant to try to find out what it was!

How could I “see” it?

Well, read on, and you’ll understand!


Albolene Moisturizing Cleanser!


The largest jar I was able to find of this stuff online was 12 ounces. That might not seem like a ton, but a little of it seems to go a long way!Goddess Rachel wants you to try some new lube for masturbation! 1-800-356-6169

It retails for between $9-12. But there are bound to be various coupons and deals to be had. Check out this listing on Poshmark, for example.

But seriously, unless you’re a dedicated gooner or other variety of chronic masturbator, you may never have to buy lube again if you buy that much!

That might not be a bad thing though. It doesn’t have an expiration date. And if it turns out to enhance masturbation sessions for you as it has for others, you’ll be happy to have plenty on hand!

Maybe start with one jar though. *giggle*

Anyway, if you followed either of the links above, you can see this is meant to be a facial cleanser and moisturizer. It’s creamy, silky, and not too greasy or thick. Women, or really lots of people who often have makeup to remove, have apparently been using it to great acclaim for more than a century!


And now you can try it as lube for masturbation!


I’m sure I’ve passed it in the drugstore hundreds of  times. But because I’m part snob, part hippie, I’ve rarely purchased products for skincare there. I probably saw it and didn’t give it a second glance!

But don’t let the fact that I wouldn’t put it on My face dissuade you from trying it on your cock!

In fact, one of the reasons My crunchy-granola self doesn’t use it (petroleum derivatives) might make it an attractive and affordable experiment for some of you. Namely those of you who are devoted to the oldest of old-school–Vaseline–for stroking!

The same properties I’ve heard make some long-time strokers stick with Vaseline are present in Albolene. Plus, it sounds like some of the properties Albolene has that Vaseline doesn’t (like moisturizing rather than just lubricating) may even make it an improvement!

By now it should be clear that the reason I thought I may have seen it in use as lube for masturbation or on a massive strap-on or two is because it shows up white rather than clear. 

Goddess Rachel wants you to try some new lube for masturbation! 1-800-356-6169What I’ve seen before may have been Albolene, or it may have been Crisco for all I know. But as I mentioned, I have gotten to see Albolene in action, and to hear how much those who use it, love it.

And I love to control a well-lubed cock, whether I get to see it or not.

Incidentally, there’s something extra horny about how well Albolene shows up on a cock during guided masturbation or edging on cam.

But whether you’re using Albolene, warm coconut oil, olive oil, or Astroglide, I’ll be happy.

Speaking of Astroglide, did you know that not all water-based lubes are created equal?

I sure didn’t!

Enter My next recommendation for masturbation experimentation!


Lovense water-based lubricant


I make a point of mentioning this one, because more times than I can count, when I’ve been asked for a lube recommendation, I’ve said “water-based” by default. It is the most versatile in terms of toys. But I think I’ve spoken about water-based lubes as if they’re all pretty much the same. I’ve been pretty indifferent in terms of which brand a boy should buy.

Turns out they’re not all the same.

Lovense lube was on sale at a deep discount around Valentine’s day, but I didn’t bother to tell you about it, because I thought, “one’s as good as another”, fancy scents and hybrids notwithstanding.

Needless to say, that’s not necessarily the case.

Some water-based lubes, even good ol’ Astroglide, have stuff in them that’s not the best, whether you’re talking about anal play or as lube for masturbation. And if your wife or girlfriend likes a little extra help getting slippery before sex, “water-based” doesn’t mean it’s the best for her, either. But I’ll let you look into those details yourself, or I’ll never press “publish”! *giggle*

Suffice it to say it looks like Lovense Water-Based Lubricant is safe for pussies, asses, toys, and cocks! Formulated with their safety in mind, in fact.


Same as the WBL you may already use as lube for masturbation . . .


But, maybe better, in at least one way!Goddess Rachel wants you to try some new lube for masturbation! 1-800-356-6169

If W/e’re talking strictly about stroking, It sounds like Lovense Water-Based addresses one of the things that make some others a bit of a pain: that they can dry up rather quickly, creating the necessity to reapply.

Sure, you can often re-activate water-based lube with a little spit. But sometimes when I’ve got you deep in goonspace, neither you nor I want to miss a single stroke!

For the most part, the reviews seem to match the advertising. Someone in the site reviews called it the best lube they’d ever used!

Now, I don’t know how they used it, but I recently spoke to a playmate who absolutely raved about it for stroking! I asked him if he’d tried other water-based lubes, and apparently, he has!

He said this is much better.

Now, just like the Lovense Ridge, I wish there were bigger sizes. And it’s not exactly cheap as lubes go. But if you’re curious, and feel like splurging, I’d love to know what you think!

Well, horny readers, the next step after percuring one or both of these is to call Me for a guided masturbation session, whether on cam or not. But I don’t begrudge you trying these without Me.

As long as you tell Me about it!

Already have experience with one or both of these? Share with U/s in the comments!


Until next time,


Goddess Rachel, Masturbatrix


P.S.: Don’t be too disappointed, but no audio version this time! I’m already past My (admittedly self-imposed) deadline in getting you a new blog post, so I’m just going to skip it. Forgive Me? *giggle*