Hello, Horny Readers! Who would have thought that a simple musing, like the idea

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of a small penis cuckold with a big dick wingman, would ever beget so many words? Turns out I had so much to say about the subject, this turned into a two-parter!

Some men are destined to be cuckolds. Cuckolds with small penises are typical. This isn’t just Me giving you a humiliation goose. Certain playmates have concluded as much in session.

Okay, maybe I might have suggested the idea of the small penis cuckold once or twice. And no, I guess My motives weren’t completely altruistic; I do enjoy small cock phone sex , obviously.

But that doesn’t mean there’s no altruism involved!

Look, these guys know their cocks are small. Or are at least quick to accept the reality.

Before then, they’ve usually had at least one date that ended as soon as their pants came down.

Furthermore, they usually cop to having experienced a familiar pattern in relationships:

• Her face drops the first time she sees his small penis
• She cheerfully reassures him.
• The honeymoon phase ends, and her libido disappears.
• Insert some undetermined length of time, and
• Cue “it’s not you, it’s Me”.

By the time they come to humiliatrix Goddess Rachel, they’re ready to admit that while it may not be them per se, it is their cock. Or lack thereof.

So I don’t just like to laugh at their small cock, I like to help them! And the idea for this blog post was born of a desire to do just that.

Well, maybe of a desire to both laugh at their small cock and help them.

But mostly help!

The proposal? Resign yourself to small penis cuckold status before your relationship starts.

Better still, bring a big-dicked wingman with you!

Why not?

What if the simple addition of a stunt cock now and then could keep the otherwise compatible couple happy?

Why lose a wonderful relationship because of your small penis? If the only thing standing between you and long-term happiness is a big dick, why not provide one? The fact that it’s not connected to your body is a technicality!

If you’re destined to be a small penis cuckold, isn’t it best to date with that in mind?

And if you’re going to be any kind of cuckold, wouldn’t a big-dicked wingman be convenient?

There are all kinds of alternative relationship models gaining mainstream acceptance these days, so why not this one? The aspiring small penis cuckold could offer his girlfriend or nascent hotwife a pre-approved, “known quantity” stand-in.

I think this idea has value, and is worth exploring!

Follow along, and tell Me if this doesn’t seem like, if not a revolutionary idea, at least a good one!

Let’s start with the first challenge.

How does the small penis cuckold find his big-dicked wingman?

Here’s what I propose.

Confide in a friend, or someone you’ve made a friend, long before you meet a likely woman. Someone with an open mind. And a large cock, of course.

Don’t tell Me you don’t know how to find men with big dicks. Even without the help of social media, you’ve been meat gazing in locker rooms all your life. That was probably your first hint that you didn’t measure up.

Find the courage to strike up a convo with the guy rather than just staring at his package. Don’t talk about the arrangement you seek right away. Talk about other interests you have in common.

Perhaps you’re in an intramural sports league together. Or, is the locker room at the gym where you’ve been doing your meat gazing? Superior physiques often go with superior cocks. Ask a guy you’ve seen with a great physique in the weight room, and a great cock in the locker room, for fitness advice.

You can think of something.

Or, you know, confide in some friends you already have. Even if you haven’t ever seen them naked, statistically speaking, at least one guy out of 20 or so is bound to have a cock well above average in length and girth.

Sure, it might take several asks and attempts, and sure, it will be wildly humiliating. They’re bound to compare notes behind your back in that offhand way that men have. “Did [small penis cuckold] ask you about . . .”

But humiliation probably makes your wee wee bigger than anything else. If it didn’t, you wouldn’t be reading this post.

Besides, are you prepared to sacrifice in preparation for your ideal relationship or not?

Over the first hurdle?

Good.

Once you meet with success, meaning you’ve isolated a guy who’s both friendly and has a big dick, try to get a sense of his attitudes toward the opposite sex.

This can take some time. You can discern a lot just by watching how he acts with beautiful women. Or, how they act around him.

How does he interact with them in a professional setting? Hopefully, professionally. But you may notice that these highly competent and usually dominant women seem a little flushed in his presence. You have to look closely; it’s to their advantage to maintain professionalism, too.

What about at parties? How about the way he looks at them or they look at him in public? How does he conduct himself on the street (catcallers are probably not good candidates. Men who are successful with women don’t need to make spectacles of themselves)? You get it.

In short, if he’s a natural babe magnet and seems to take it in stride, that’s a good sign.

Do women gravitate to him? Touch him a lot while they’re talking? Seem starry-eyed? it’s because they can sense big dick energy.

If you can answer yes to at least two of those regarding your prospect, or get close enough with him to know that he “closes the deal” with regularity but without being tacky about it, you may have found your big-dicked wingman!

But of course, you have to break the idea to him first.

Small Penis Cuckold Proposition

It’s probably not going to be as difficult as you think.

First you confide that you’re not all that lucky with the ladies. That you’re a bit “under-endowed“. You tell him that you have an idea for relationship success in spite of that fact, and ask if you can run your idea by him. Self-assured men are usually flattered when asked for dating advice.

Tell him your idea is that you intend to take care of everything else required to keep a woman happy, and just need someone to dick her down properly if called upon.

Now, he’s either going to be intrigued, and ask for more information, or give you a rather derisive dismissal that should indicate to you that he doesn’t want to hear more. But eventually, you’ll find the right guy.

Come to think of it, it might be a good idea to have a few such friends, if you can manage it. There’s more than one reason for that. One is that as time goes by, your big-dicked friends might get into monogamous relationships, rendering them unavailable to go to big, throbbing bat for you.

I’ll share another reason in part 2.

Let’s continue.

So, you’ve proposed your idea for a small penis cuckold relationship model to him (or them), and at least one guy is interested.

Now, to find the right woman, who may just be a cuckoldress!

Small penis dating strategy for your cuckold future

“Wait a minute, Goddess Rachel. I have a small penis, but I never said I aspired to be a cuckold!”

Well, if you want a long term relationship, you may not have a choice.

Isn’t it best that you adjust your mind to the possibility right now? Get ahead of the inevitable so that you might have some say in the outcome?

Besides, cuckolding plan notwithstanding, I think it’s the obligation of all men with small penises to tell the women they date that they have one, right off the bat.

Furthermore, I think it’s your obligation to deflect the impulse many women have to tell you “it doesn’t matter”.

I mean, you don’t have to contradict her insistently right then and there. You don’t want to make yourself disagreeable. But you should always understand that she’s not telling you the truth.

Hell, she may even truly believe it when she’s saying it, so ingrained is the socialization and natural empathy of women. It leads them to protect the male ego, even to their own detriment. So her realization that she needs a bigger cock inside of her might be delayed.

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: the only women to whom a small penis “doesn’t matter” are those who don’t care much about sex anyway. And if you find one of those, mazel tov.

But chances are good that you won’t.

By and large, good sex is as important to women as it is to men. So go into your dating adventure prepared to be honest. You should disclose by the third date at the latest that you’ve got a teeny pecker.

If she sticks around, consider yourself lucky, and proceed!

How do you ensure she sticks around?

I thought about that, too. Keep reading.

Maximize the chances of continued interest.

Cultivate some skills and qualities that increase your market value enough to distract her, at least temporarily, from the fact that you likely won’t be able to satisfy her completely in bed.

A big, satisfying dick wielded by a skilled lover will always be the trump card, but it isn’t the only thing important to a woman.

You can’t change the size of your cock, but you can give her everything else!

You have so much time and energy to devote to developing other qualities women seek. Especially if you have a caring Mistress like Myself for masturbation management. A masturbatrix can discourage you from spending all your time gooning your little dick, rather than on personal development.

You and I both know that all these other skills are compensation, perhaps overcompensation, for that one part you can’t control.

But that’s okay!

You’ll find that overcompensation in dating is not only necessary for the pindick, but comes naturally. To ask a man with a small penis not to overcompensate for it in other ways is like telling water not to be wet:

Futile.

I’ll expand on overcompensation strategies in part two, which should be available to you in a couple of days. Part two will also touch on some realities that, while not ideal, it will serve the aspiring cuckold well to prepare for mentally in advance.

Until next time,

xx

Goddess Rachel, Small Penis Cuckold Coach

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