Hello, Horny Readers! I really enjoy helping a boy with a small penis to understand and accept his place in the sexual universe. Did you know that I think certain genitals attached to males shouldn’t be called penises at all? Some of you who call Me seeking small penis humiliation can’t be blamed for using the wrong terminology; it’s written into the name of the kink itself! But when deciding how to go forward in life with your particular affliction, it’s helpful for you to know the right one, at least with regard to Miss Rachel’s world.
It’s fine to get it wrong the first time, or maybe even the second, but if you intend to come to Me repeatedly for training or advice, you should learn Miss Rachel’s Classification System, and begin to think of and refer to yourself accordingly. It helps Me make certain decisions, like whether or not to allow you to cum or whether or not you should be locked in chastity, how often, whether or not you should be allowed to penetrate women, and even how I suggest you touch yourself, if allowed. It also helps you to accept those decisions better. Notice I didn’t say like them. *giggle*
There’s something inherently aggressive and masculine about words like “cock”, “penis”, “dong”, et cetera.
They’re almost suggestive of certain imagery, aren’t they? When you say them, at least “cock” and “dong”, can’t you just picture an intimidating and appetizing piece of meat flopping out of a pair of boxer briefs or standing straight out like a gallant meat sword? “Penis” and “dick” are a little bit less overt, but they still indicate something a woman or a gay man would want inside of her/him. Something that can reach all the right spots. Something that can satisfy. Something it wouldn’t feel perverse to put in your mouth.
If what’s between your legs doesn’t inspire any of that, doesn’t it seem “off” to refer to it by those terms? Many a time, and rightly so, I’ve heard a boy use one of the words above with an apologetic, sheepish air when revealing his measurements, so I think it’s almost instinct to realize that those words don’t fit for some.
The illustration to the right should give you a rough idea of the nomenclature appropriate for you. As noted, it’s best if you consult a tape measure for the most accurate results (and no fair pressing the metal tab into your flesh to try to eke out the odd extra half-inch). As you can see, in My world, you must be at least 6 inches to call your appendage a penis or a dick, and even then, no pencil-dicks allowed! If it’s 6″ and thin, I might let you get away with calling it a small penis, but something like “pussy stick” is probably more accurate. 6.5″ and above, plus nice and girth-y, are required for cock. Don’t even think about calling it a dong unless it’s well over 7″ and girth-y.
Under 6″, no matter the girth, and you My friend are in possession of a dicklet, though I’m fond of the term chode for those who call to brag that “although [their] cock is only 5″, it’s nice and thick, so not a small penis”. Under 5″ and you’re getting into clit territory, though you can still put “man” in front of it. Under 4″, and you lose the privilege of identifying with anything male.
The exception to this classification system is the sissy. If you are a sissy, no matter what size you sport, you’ve got a clitty.
So, now that we have that straight, please feel free to take your measurements, arrange for a session, and we’ll determine how best for you to conduct your sex life from here on out, whether that be with yourself, or someone else. Don’t worry–I may let you cum regardless of your size!
I’m under 4 inches here….so mine is definitely a clitty! Chastity helped shrink it to a micro size, but it was NEVER worthy of being called a cock to begin with. Having been on a call with you, I respect your style and ability to keep us “unworthy types” in our place 🙂
Awww cuckie, I love so much that you know your place and are accepting of help in staying with it!
whew im closer to 8″ and thick, but i have an issue finisihing too quickly, still a cock?
Yes, still a cock, but in need of some assistance!
Miss Rachel I have an 2″ Little Sissy Clit I keep neatly tucked away in my panties!It only serves as another way for to totally Humiliate me for the Little Sissy Bimbo Cock Sucking Faggot that I truly am!~Sissy Curtsy~
Absolutely, Bimbo! I agree!
I’m about 4′ as well 🙁 the only way that I can get hard is if I’m wearing a bra/panty set along with women’s clothes dresses you and the other mistresses put me in:( then once you do that I get hard and soak my panties. With that being said I think chastity is only way that will prevent this from happening which I was against but if it means being owned by you and the hot mistresses of ldw I’ll do as long as you keep me dressed as a girl.
I smell a chastity cage in your future, petey!
Once you lock me will I get release? Are you going to dress/turn/keep me asva girl along with hormones?
Only 3.25 inches and thin. It also can’t stay hard.
Ah, I see! Otherwise known as a noodle clit!
ill take any assistance i can get
I think you hear different words from girls when you are small. They do not say “wow” or “oh my”. Often they are just quiet. Worst is when they call you “sweet” names – “It’s sweet” or “Its cute” or the dreaded “I actually like littler guys” – ugh. Sometimes girls say “little one” or “tiny guy” or something like that like they are not even thinking what that sounds like to a guy. You instantly think – she does not use that term w most guys. Open humiliation is bad (direct) but the subtler, accidental or inadvertent kind is even worse cause then you know that is truly what she thinks. She’s not kidding because it just flowed from her thoughts. It’s so humiliating. A girl indicating you are not impressive is the absolute worst thing there is
So, like, when you pull down your pants for the first time, or when you’re making out and she’s groping you and her face goes from passionate abandon to the physical manifestation of the “you lost” noise from The Price Is Right?
I remember kissing in high school and feeling terror that I knew she might reach down to grope. I felt like I kissed well and I liked to kiss a lot but I knew eventually she would reach down and I was afraid to disappoint or that she would expect more. I recall feeling horrified a couple of times when a girl reached far below where I could extend to looking to find it. I could not believe she expected it to be that far down and I could only think that her previous boyfriends had to have been really big. It makes you feel helpless when you really want to be big for a girl but it is not what there is.
I’m in the dicklet category not microscopic but definitely not a real man. Wish I was either bigger or smaller so I was a real man or clearly could never get laid.
I am in your clitoris category but, almost better than that. But if honest that is where I am. In truth I have always, always, always wanted to be bigger. I still cannot believe how big some guys are.
Most guys do want to be bigger, even those who are of respectable size. If I’m honest, for Me, too big is a waste of flesh (since it is possible for there to be more than I can use). But a little acorn glued to your pelvis is a waste of time. 🙂
(The magic of hyper-linking and I find this lovely post!)
I’m respectable (6.5″) and my wife has never complained though I know she had bigger before we married. I look at it as a cock but more and more, I see it from a sissy’s point of view. It is a beautiful cock with girth that I wish I could slip into my mouth, luxuriate in the feel of the soft flesh and rigid core, slurp and suck until it throbbed and poured cum in my mouth. It’s almost torture to be a total sissy and have a very suckable cock and can’t reach! Aaugh! When it’s in my panties, it is just my clitty that I love to rub in my panties until my panties get so very wet. 😉
I apologize for using the work penis when it was not my place to do so. I am 2.75 inches fully erect. I have a clitoris.
I also need to apologize for incorrectly using the word dicklet. I was always a little bashful about calling my little clitoris a “penis”. But I have often used “dickler” with more ease thinking there was no way I was out of line calling mine a dicklet. I’m sorry for not realizing my place. I do not have a dicklet. Only much larger men than me have dicklets.
I have a clitoris. Thank you for helping me understand my place in the sexual food chain Ms. Rachel. I won’t make either of these mistakes again. No more “penis” or “dicklet” for me.
You’re welcome. But forgiveness only comes from repentance. May I suggest a prolonged chastity program under the administration of a strict Mistress? lol
That is such a smoking hot idea! It’s a bitter pill to swallow, accepting reality when growing up as a man and realizing I have a clitoris instead of a dick (or even a dicklet). Being kept tubed is just about all a little guy like that can hope for. But what can a “man” who has a little clitoris instead of a dick possibly offer to a strong and beautiful woman?
Of all the men you’ve ever had locked up, is there anything any of them has ever done that really make your effort and experience rewarding too? A man packing a clit needs to learn anything he can to make himself worthwhile.
Lots of things, Mr. Thimble. 🙂 But I don’t talk about them in the comments section of My blog. 😉
my dick is only 4 inch when fully hard doesn’t go hard when I see nude woman but I have to play a lot in my self.
was told a lot it is small and you are sissy so I accept it 🙂
Acceptance is a good plan, emad! Good for you!