Come and play handjob roulette with Goddess Rachel! 1-800-356-6169Hello, Horny Readers! Now that Our naughty sissies have learned some sissy masturbation rules from Miss Christine, I’m beckoning you back to My erotic little car on the Masturbation May blog train with a gift for all of you dedicated strokers: a handjob!

You read that right!

I know some of you long for more intimate contact with Me. Sure, you’ve long been enslaved to My masturbation instructions, but did you ever imagine that I would stroke you Myself? Well, I mean, I’m sure you imagined it but you quite rightly never assumed it would actually happen!

There’s just one caveat: I’d have to restrain you.

Well, two caveats, I guess. The second is, I still get to decide whether or not you get to cum.

 

Stop that whining. Focus on the fact that Mistress is going to give you a handjob!

 

You didn’t really think this would be a GFE or something did you? You ought to know Me better than that by now.

You should also know by now that this doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy yourself. As I’ve learned from so many of you over the years, the pleasure of your own hand pumping and oozing up and down your slippery shaft has an allure completely separate from the orgasm (I’m looking at you, gooner). But it’s even better when someone else does it, isn’t it?

Have you ever done “the stranger”? That’s a piece of man-lore I’ve heard about pretty much all of My post-adolescent life. Apparently, the cock stroker will sit on his own hand until it goes to sleep, and then masturbate. The expectation is that his numb digits will feel like someone elses’ hand.

(I swear, the depravity of the male pursuit of orgasm is as amusing to contemplate as it is fun to exploit.)

Anyway, if you’d go to those lengths to mimic the sensation of an handjob, My hand wrapped around your member should be pleasure enough!

Is a little bondage, or a little strategic saran wrap really going to change that?

 

Don’t forget the possibility of orgasm!

 

That’s right, you may even get to cum! I mean, don’t forget that there are always three choices when your orgasm depends on Mistress’ whim (full orgasm, ruined orgasm, and denial) but don’t focus on it either. Instead, picture all that hot cream that I’ve methodically teased up out of those balls to the boiling point, pumping out of your oiled helmet and running down over My perfectly manicured fingers. The chance at that is better than no chance at all, right?

Aren’t stroking games fun? Just think of it as one of those!

Just relax in those restraints and enjoy what ever pleasure you can get, whether it ends in a ball-draining explosion, a ruined orgasm, or I leave you throbbing. Some of you boys really get in the way of your own good time by lacking imagination, and a little captivity can compensate for that.

Listen below!

Come and play handjob roulette with Goddess Rachel! 1-800-356-6169

P.S.: Don’t forget to visit Miss Harper’s blog tomorrow, because apparently, Something Porny This Way Comes!

xoxo

Goddess Rachel, Handjob Expert

1-800-356-6169