Hello, Horny Readers! Are you a fan of spanking sessions? I’ve got a suggestion for the upgrade of your spanking implements, courtesy of a recent session with a sissy playmate:

A spanking machine!

While nothing beats the first-hand, tactile pleasure of connecting My hard little hand with your wiggling, vulnerable bottom, I find this alternative exhilarating!

The spanking machine in question is called, literally, The Spanking Machine!

No point in getting cute about it, right? *giggle*

Here’s the listing on the manufacturer’s site. That will be of interest to those of you who enjoy technical specs. If you end up intrigued enough to want one of your own, however, get it from the first link, because there’s a code there for 15% off.

Personally, I’m not all that left-brained, so My mind isn’t focused on the engineering of the thing.

I bet you can guess where it is focused: how good it is at kicking a spanking session up a notch!

But before I get to that, I’ll account for the uninitiated or the skeptical. I try to remember them when discussing a kink that’s a bit more niche than, say, guided masturbation.

If that describes you, let Me assure you: I realize that the spanking fetish isn’t everyone’s cup of tea. But I assume you’re at least curious about it. After all, if you weren’t you wouldn’t have read past the title.

But here you are.

So let’s talk about spanking in general just a bit, shall we?

Why do spankos like spankings?

First things first: “Spanko”, if you haven’t caught on, is the kink-colloquial name for those with a spanking fetish or kink.

Do you assume spankos simply “enjoy” the burning, stinging pain of it all?

Well, that’s true for some. Whether the psychological torment of humiliation, or the literal discomfort of physical impact.

But there’s more to the fetish than punishment spanking.

For example, some spankos simply benefit from regular maintenance spanking. A maintenance spanking underscores a submissive’s place in the D/s dynamic in a way that many find comforting and reassuring.

In addition, there are spanking fetishists who experience the same benefits from this form of impact play as someone else might from a deep tissue massage. It clears the mind as much as it reddens the bottom!

There are also those who find spankings, or rather, the hope of avoiding one, an excellent motivator to achieve certain goals.

And yes, there are those who literally receive erotic pleasure from pain. Spanking is simply their preferred delivery system.

Does that make sense? Well, I mean, maybe you’re still not exactly itching to try it yourself. But I assume you can at least understand the above intellectually, can’t you?

That said,no matter the motivation, I have the challenge of delivering the spanking in a distance domination context. The spanking machine makes that challenge just a little bit easier to meet!

Here’s where it gets interesting for you spankos out there!

Upgrade Your Spanking Implements to Upgrade Your Surrender!

When a spanko presents themselves to Me, no matter the motivation or goal, I have to rely on their psychological surrender more than their physical surrender.

That might seem counterintuitive, but think about it: they have to deliver My physical will.

Most spanking subs are obedient, even when the prescription is a truly hard or protracted paddling.

But I can never be sure!

I often rely on the sound of their hand or one of a range of spanking tools striking their flesh to feel confident that they are receiving the ass-warming of the intensity or speed I intend. The cries and sniveling I sometimes hear help (and amuse. And arouse) as well.

But, some of My spankos are stoics, and some of them are dramatic, so that’s not infallible evidence, either. *giggle*

One of the best things about the spanking machine is that it allows for greater assurance either way!

I tell you what intensity I expect you to set the machine to, with what attachment, and for how long, and you simply take it!

The bottom line is, the spanking machine can be programmed to dispense blows in just the speed and strength I require. This overcomes potential recalcitrance of the spanko. Furthermore, a machine has no emotions. That means, no pity, and no remorse. So on the occasion that I might be tempted to pull up short of what a spanko deserves or requires, I can rely on this to carry on where I might falter!

Thank heaven for safe words, hmmm?

More on how it works

To expound on the above, this item can be programmed to deliver whatever stroke rate, intensity, or length of spanking your sadistic Mistress calls for.  And with the right attachment, I hazard a guess it can leave the right impression on all but the most leather-assed spankos.

You attach the selected tool (we used some short canes of slightly differing weight), select the intensity level (from 1 to 10 if I’m not mistaken), select the duration, and away you go!

As you’ll see when you examine what’s on the other side of the link(s), there’s a remote controller for arresting the blows in the case of the deployment of a safe word, but other than that, I’m sure you’ll feel suitably punished once Mistress is through with you!

Any “cons” to this upgrade in spanking implements?

If I had to name any detractions at all, it’s that this machine is small, and so can’t handle any really heavy (weight-wise) tools.

So put that 24″ leather flogger away, I’m afraid. *wink*

But seriously, do read at least those specs carefully if you’re considering one of these.

And don’t think that you’re limited to this spanking machine, as tickled as I was by it. There are lots of them on the market. But most of the others I’ve seen are quite large, and quite expensive. This one is affordable for most, and small enough to tuck away in a closet.

At this point, the only other improvement in the world of these spanking implements I’m hoping to see some day is one I can control directly!

Are you reading, Lovense? *giggle*

So tell Me: if you’re a spanko, do you already have one of these? Might you consider it?

If the answer is yes, you and I have a standing date to take it for a test drive!

If the answer is “no”, what’s stopping you?

xx

Goddess Rachel, Spanking Mistress

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