It goes without saying that many boys fantasize about being fucked with a strap-on. They think about the pleasure they’ll feel as the dong of their Mistress or paramour rubs back and forth across their slut spot (In My world, men who don’t desire anal play have prostates. Men who long to be penetrated have slut spots). Many fantasize about the thrill of humiliation and the juxtaposition of traditional gender roles while they’re on their hands and knees. Some enjoy the discomfort of their fuck hole getting strained open around the shaft. All of that is wonderful, but it’s important for a fuckboy to think not just about his own desires, but also about how he can be a good ride as well.
Strap-on Sluts, Keep Your Fuck Hole Clean!
Seems obvious, doesn’t it? But an ass that’s a pleasure to fuck starts before the shower, namely, with your diet. I’m fond of adages and sayings, and in this case, “garbage in, garbage out” applies. If you spend your day scarfing down fast-food, a thorough cleaning before a thorough pounding isn’t necessarily going to be enough to prevent your ass-jockey from experiencing an unpleasant surprise. A lot of you I’ve spoken to haven’t had much luck sharing your strap-on fantasies with wives and girlfriends, and I’ve always thought that whether they articulate it or not, anticipation of just such an unpleasant surprise is probably one of the main reasons many are not open to the idea.
So what should you do instead?
Fiber is the roto-rooter of the intestines!
First of all, make sure your diet includes plenty of fiber. Fiber will make sure that your pre-fuck eliminations are more complete, and will lessen the need for invasive cleaning. Douching and other means of forcing water into the guts the wrong way is actually not that great for the healthy flora of the digestive tract, and some of the water may not come back out completely–that is, until the woman wielding the strap-on opens you up. That’s not as bad as the potential mess described earlier, but still gross.
This doesn’t mean you have to give up your steaks and pizza and completely. Just make sure your diet contains plenty of fresh fruits, vegetables, and healthy nuts, seeds, and grains.
Then flush out what you scrub out!
Another aspect of keeping your fuck hole clean for strap-on anal sex (or any anal sex for that matter) is lots of water. With regard to water, opinions vary, but the rule of thumb by which I live is half an ounce of water for every pound of body weight. Coffee and caffeinated tea are diuretics, so I don’t count those, but some people do. And of course, if you drink a lot of beer, staying well-hydrated with plain water is even more important. Alcohol is also dehydrating, and we all know what happens to a lot of people the morning after a good beer-drunk.
I know that none of this talk is necessarily a turn-on, but from time to time Miss Rachel finds it necessary to post a public service announcement of sorts. I’ve got a pretty set group of submissives in My life outside of LDW, and have had for a long time, so they well aware of My expectations, and experienced at offering Me a clean ass to fuck. But that doesn’t mean I haven’t ever been with an untrained boy who was thinking at the time more about his own desires than about what the experience might be like for Me. Needless to say, he was embarrassed and I was disgusted.
Don’t let the same happen to you! Make the daily choices that will lead to an ass prepared for a pleasant fuck for both of you when the time comes!
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