Hello, Horny Readers!  Would you like a blowjob?  Now don’t get too excited.  It’s not what you think.  It’s designed to make sure you get nothing but a ruined orgasm.

You didn’t really think I’d put My mouth on your subby cock, did you?  Not on your life.  Especially if what you have between your legs doesn’t qualify as a cock.  It doesn’t matter how big or small it is, My blowjob skills (which are superlative, by the way) are reserved for My boyfriend.  But I do have a version of a blowjob just for you!

First, W/e’ll need to lock up that cock.  It needs to be nice and sensitive so that it’s easier to provide you with the best femdom blowjob experience!  I’d say a week or two should do it, but length of time kind of depends on how often you masturbate on your own.  If you’re one of those compulsive masturbators, it might take longer for your cock to recover the level of sensitivity that makes your ruined orgasm easier for Me to obtain!

Next, I’ll pop two or three Altoids into My mouth and work them around. I’ll tie you to a chair with just one arm free, ankles to the legs of the chair, and on one side, your arm to chair arm. I’ll drizzle your favorite lube down over that newly-freed cock, and supplement it with some spit spiked with pure peppermint to make you a bit tingly, and let you grease it all up nicely.  Then I’ll slip a nice tight ring around those balls, and one around the base of your cock, and we’ll be ready to begin!  I’ll be right there, kneeling between your knees so I can refresh the spit now and then, maybe with a feather duster in hand that I’ll use to tease those swollen, cum-filled nuts.  I guess it wont hurt to have a look at My cleavage from your vantage point, either.

To begin, you’ll use that free hand to stroke your cock under My direction.  Obviously you’re going to have to edge for Me.  Edge until the head turns purple.  Edge until those balls do, too.  Edge until you’re worried that just one pump of your slippery fist will be enough to send you spurting.  You’d better report honestly and in plenty of time to prevent a full on orgasm, because I get as much pleasure out of punishing that cock in other ways as I do giving you a ruined orgasm!

Once you get to that hypersensitive stage, when every vein in that cock is standing out sharply, the whole thing is so rigid you could pound nails with it, and it’s visibly pulsing, it will be time for your blowjob!

And it’s literally that.

Yes, I meant that literally.  *giggle* I’ll just “put [My] lips together and blow”, to (probably mis-) quote one of My favorite classic movies.  I’ll direct a steady, cock teasing stream of breath in a winding flow all around the head.  Sometimes I’ll concentrate it right on that nice sensitive spot underneath.  I’ll get so close you’ll almost believe I’m going to give your tormented meat a kiss.  And every once in a while, I’ll allow you to give it just. One.  Pump.

You’d better hope it works, because if I get bored, well, it’s back into the cage with you!  I’ll bet you never thought you’d be grateful for a ruined orgasm!