Deck My Halls with Your Blue Balls!

Hello, Horny Readers! Christmas approaches fast, and I’d love some blue balls to hang on My tree! Figuratively, I guess, meaning you can keep them attached to your body. But I do want them nice and blue! How can you obtain this painful and delicious gift for...

Erotic Audio Whispers: ASMR

Hello, Horny Readers! I love to record erotic audio, as most of you know. I wish I had time to record more; they take a deceptive amount of time and effort to complete (not that the results aren’t worth it). I’ve recently found out about a form of erotic...

Orgasm Edging is Best with a Three Day Load!

Hello, Horny Readers! Thinking about a tease and denial or tease and delay session with Me? I have preferences for your preparation. For example, I prefer that you have a bit of lube on hand so that the sensation you’re experiencing is closer to a tight wet...

CFNM, or CMNF?

Hello, Horny Readers!  Especially you, peterteasetoy! It’s you I have to thank for the intriguing idea that’s been on My mind since you mentioned it to Me a day or two ago: the reverse of CFNM! Yes, interesting, right? The way peter explained it is (and I...

Handjob: Restrained Roulette!

Hello, Horny Readers! Now that Our naughty sissies have learned some sissy masturbation rules from Miss Christine, I’m beckoning you back to My erotic little car on the Masturbation May blog train with a gift for all of you dedicated strokers: a handjob! You...